Now, I've never been to America, but I have seen it on TV. Thus, I feel amply qualified to present today's Sunday Top Five: The Top Five American Cities I'd Like To Invite To Dinner:
- Detroit: an interesting girl who's fallen on hard times. She has her charms, however.
- Birmingham: a Southern Belle. Better keep her and Detroit apart.
- Seattle: yeah, a bit hipster but all Apple products must be left at the door!
- Boise: she'll be bringing the potato salad.
- Hilo: A exotic lovely who'll no doubt bring a bit of colour.