Sunday, July 11, 2010

The most potent weapon of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.


After the exploits off all round annoying brat true blue dinky di Aussie hero™ Jessica Watson, I have commenced a rigorous A series of training drills for both Henry and Ezra, to prepare them for conquering the pole, on foot, unassisted and unaccompanied by adults!

I figure that it is a sure-fire money spinner way to empower young Australians to reach their goals, live their dreams and overcome the scourge that is the obesity epidemic™.

If you would like to support this worthy cause, please send cash. Plenty of it.

Quickly.

4 comments:

Roddy said...

The Pole? North, South, Maypole. Maybe the Caber. Perhaps even an icy-pole!
Good luck to the intrepid expeditioners.

Magpie said...

They look ready for any adventure that might come their way.

Julie said...

Oh, yes. I am over all that shoky stuff too. Annoys me intensely.

Kris said...

Hi all, thanks for the comments.