The most potent weapon of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.

After the exploits off all round annoying brat true blue dinky di Aussie hero™ Jessica Watson, I have commenced a rigorous A series of training drills for both Henry and Ezra, to prepare them for conquering the pole, on foot, unassisted and unaccompanied by adults!

I figure that it is a sure-fire money spinner way to empower young Australians to reach their goals, live their dreams and overcome the scourge that is the obesity epidemic™.

If you would like to support this worthy cause, please send cash. Plenty of it.

Quickly.