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Seagulls in congress. Geilston Bay, May 2010.

I went down to the jetty back in May to discuss possible topics for the Sunday Top Five. Thankfully, we settled on an easy one: My Top Five Ten ELEVEN Soccer Players' Names!



Now, between you me and the seagulls, which do YOU like best?

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MurciaDailyPhoto said…
What great work you've done to find these great (legendary) players in the history of world football. I definitely would not know two: Danger Fourpence and Argelico Fucks, mostly for their football careers (or by his nickname, surname)
11 July 2010 at 15:57
Roddy said…
Where did you find this team of unlikely people? Do you subscribe to lists of nondescript persons and then bunch them together to confound our non existent knowledge of non essential soccer teams from around the world? You certainly can't have much to amuse you. Not even Henry and Ezra.
Speaking of Ezra. One more week and our boy will be two. I can hardly wait!
11 July 2010 at 19:52
smudgeon said…
Wasn't Bongo Christ a Malcolm McLaren project?

Personally, I'd find it hard to pick between Segar Bastard (heh), Norman Conquest (heh) and Argelico Fucks (does he?).
12 July 2010 at 16:36
Kris McCracken said…
The sad person within me really enjoys "Norman Conquest".
16 July 2010 at 11:11
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