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If man makes himself a worm he must not complain when he is trodden on.


It should be no surprise that Henry can be seen sporting a t-shirt with an apple on it.

Henry you see is a self-confessed appleholic.

They say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. What do you think five apples a day will do to the medical profession?

Seriously, we’re looking into leasing some orchard space just to keep up with his habit.

Comments

Roddy said…
Tell him to come up home, I have a number of apple trees in. They should be in fruit when I get home. Somewhere around the sixth of January.
Carola said…
Funny shirt!

Apples are the only fruit my little son really LIKES.

And I have an apple every day. One.
Kris McCracken said…
Roddy, he eats non stop. You'll need at least eleven trees.

Carola, I like pears. But I prefer the tarter things, like pineapples and grapefruits.

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