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A silver sheen in the morning. Eaglehawk Neck, January 2011.

Sunday Top Five again and this week is an easy top five.

Five Things That I Will Do Before F%$&*#G Jetstar Ever Get Another Cent Out Of Me!


  • Attend Mass.


  • Gender realignment surgery.


  • Door to door sales.


  • Try out for the Dallas Cowgirls.


  • Praise Jetstar.

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ratatouille's archives said…
Hi! Kris...
Your photograph is..."breath-ta kingly beautiful!"
Jetstar?...The five things you, will do deserve a lol!!!!(Which I honestly did after thinking about your drastic measures.)
Thanks, for sharing the ring so-true quote too!
DeeDee ;-D
1 May 2011 at 09:54
Roddy said…
Unfortunately the company I work for like to use Jetstar. I have so far convinced them to fly me on other carriers.
1 May 2011 at 11:48
Kris McCracken said…
DeeDee, oh I hate them with a passion usually reserved for hard wooden objects at shin level.

Roddy, if someone else is paying, I have little choice. However, they shall not see another CENT of mine…
2 May 2011 at 08:56
smudgeon said…
Bring back TAA or East West.
2 May 2011 at 10:13
Kris McCracken said…
This would have never happened in the days of the Fokker Friendship!

Jetstar wouldn’t even be allowed to buy a Fokker Friendship, they don’t know the meaning of the concept.
2 May 2011 at 10:21
smudgeon said…
Looking forward to the post/rant behind this one...
3 May 2011 at 20:45
Kris McCracken said…
I’m waiting to calm down a bit…
5 May 2011 at 13:38
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