Sunday, December 25, 2011

Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure there is one less rascal in the world.


MERRY CHRISTMAS (flower). Royal Botanical Gardens. October 2011.

While I am busy keeping a lid on proceedings in the real world, I will let the robot take care of business on the blog front. Today, the robot gets the great privilege of drafting A Very Special Sunday Top Five. Well, robot...?


Today I present to you The Very Top Five Things That I Like To Do On December 25 That Does Not Involve The [Alleged] Birth Of A Baby Of [Alleged] Uncertain Parentage Or A Fat Bloke In A Red Jump Suit!

  • Eating chocolate mousse!

  • Visiting the beach!

  • Having My Feet Rubbed!

  • Vacuuming!

  • Quietly rocking in a dark corner gently hitting my forehead onto the ground!

    If I can be bothered, I'll post some pictures of children with presents 'n stuff later on...
  • 2 comments:

    Roddy said...

    Well, it is 6.22pm here. 7.22 your time. Christmas thankfully is over for one more year.
    Did my grandchildren,your infants have an exceedingly good day?
    I and your mother are yet to confront them with our Christmas.
    Sometime if February.
    Anyway, all the best for the festive season.
    You know the deal. Lots of kisses for the kids.

    Kris said...

    I hate Christmas.