Thursday, January 12, 2012
Intuitive assumptions about behaviour is only the starting point of systematic analysis, for alone they do not yield many interesting implications.
Behold... SCIENCE. The kitchen, Geilston Bay. January 2012.
Theme Thursday again and I am treating you to a unique VIEW of science in action!
In my VIEW Henry just hadn’t been pulling his weight in 2011 bread-wise. so Satan Claws and I had a little pow-wow and decided that the liberating force of science could be the secret to unlocking his money-earning potential. The big man in red did his part and on Christmas morn, Henry (as per yesterday evening’s post) found himself the lucky owner of this science kit!
Science, you see, is where it is at in 2012. You might think that it is little more than a systematic endeavour that builds and organises knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the corporeal universe.
Well, that would depend on your VIEW.
In 2012, science is big bucks. Science means shed weight™, get fitter©, run faster®, stay harder™ and look younger®. Science is a business. A very profitable business.
The experiment that Henry and I are conducting above involved a [patent pending] chemical concoction that – in one dose – brightens jewellery, teeth and complexion, as well as sustains one’s love-making endeavours TEN-FOLD [subject to individual circumstances that are not the responsibility of the patent holder].
Of course, we have talked about curing cancer, AIDS, the common cold etc etc; but we’re not so sure of making a quid.